Did the sweat shop kids threaten to go to the authorities with his endorsements being the final straw? Credit where due, sounds like it should help some people. Actor Luke Wilson stars in Colgate's commercial as the "Close talker." video. They ran a new malodorous crack Spackle commercial, with the inventor simply saying what's not in it. - they must be throwing millions at them. Nothin on my skin. The 'singing' in that commercial is so fucking annoying, it actually startles me when it comes on. Sensodyne Pronamel Fresh Breath Enamel Toothpaste for Sensitive Teeth. For more information, please see our Also saw a commercial featuring Ebenezer Scrooge on a Pelaton or some other exercise equipment with the entire ad bastardizing the meaning of A Christmas Carol. A young girl named Ana Montoya feels jitters from backstage as her name is announced. And Bounty..just pick up the fucking lottery ticket, pick the fucker up and THEN wipe the counter. Is the money Progressive spends on those shitty spots really worth the amount of business they bring in? On the other hand I can totally see them being the types to shop there so stellar casting I suppose. Happy girls putting ther hair in ponytails and shopping for sleeveless dresses because they LOVE THEIR PSORIASIS MED! It's just such a stupid concept. He shills so much stuffwhy? All rights reserved. Which is pretty much all that he does. What is this supposed to represent? That singers voice sounds like its on helium. The guy drops off food at some poor sod's house then saunters off, staring at his phone. PICK UP THE FUCKING LOTTO TICKET. Youre thinking of Magic Johnson, r33. She clearly realizes the truth at that instant. This new platform was developed exclusively for dental professionals to provide patients the most trusted oral care products. The fucking NetSpend ad. R59 Yes, I am. Ok - is it a FaceTime commercial - the mom adopts a maybe 10 year old girl who is shy - the commercial is about the young girl FaceTiming with her new grandmother. Developmental delays. THANKFULLY. I hate the Progressive ad where Flo ruins the close encounter between nerdy girl and hot guy in the laundromat. Duh. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. The daisy sour cream commercial where the hot husband has been out gay cruising all night and picks up some sour cream on his way home. I never have much investment in even trying to pay attention to the boring iRobot commercials until I hear that bizarre slogan of theres: SO YOU CAN HUMAN! YYYY Colgate-Palmolive Company. I liked the Flight Attendant version, I like the current road worker one where the guy in the reflective vest, fans his ass, quickly, before a "big shit eating" smile hands him the bottle of pink gold! The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. Watch the "How to Have a Bright Smile" video and show your child how they can have a bright smile by learning this proper brushing technique. All those Comedy Central commercials for that Charlamagne Tha God arrogant, instigator creep including the female voice over whom I have no idea what language shes even speaking. as she drives around, that seemingly inspire her for her story, as the writer gets a big smile on her face. I almost cried just now. Then sit there for a little while. [quote]If I see one more Burlington Coat Factory commercial Im a scream.. Its a fucking coat factory.. Burlington is not a technically "coat factory". Does anyone actually think Kelly Clarkson has Mayfair furniture in her mansion and not $8000 sofas and $4000 dining room tables? I despise exaggerated children's voices -- I realize they may not be able to speak properly yet and that might really be their natural voice, but it always sounds affected to me. The singing is so horrible I have no idea WTF they are selling. Shes an icon for over ten years. She's so fucking annoying. So this poor kid had to memorize the lyrics to their ridiculous theme song to show what an incredible time hes having while eating sour cream with the family. He's a filipino with q bad filipino accent. Please post videos. No, Bill is what the husband has named his Shingles rash. Help me I'm old. I hate loud/yelling commercials. . R384 is that the one which sounds like they're singing "Bat lights in the air" at the beginning? "How Do You Like Me Now?" The super creepy commercial for some erection product, it features a real life father and son, they've created the product. I just wish they would ban medicine commercials like they did liquor in the 70's. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. I can't wait for the enrollment deadline to be over. Happy Grandpa cannonballing into the lake cause he loves his new blood thinner! Yes, R69, ALL the prescription drug commercials! Odd commercial. That is just embarrassing and that someone actually made money off ghetto street talk stereotyping when pitching this commercial Of course God forbid anyone points this out just how Charlamagne hires a voice over that sounds like they pulled her right off an episode of Maury to purposely get a reaction and basically set people up to pull out his almighty race card per usual. God I fucking hate that State Farm ad where the woman piles meat on the scale. Let's call 'em 'Funk No.' View Products. WTF. It's on every 15 minutes regardless of what you're watching. [quote] YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. @Colgate. He also bragged that he's in college. In fact, I'm starting to detest Flo. Brushing & Flossing Teeth Whitening Nutrition & Oral Health Adult Oral Care. Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. for your pointless bitchery needs. What idiot came up with that POS?! For Christs sake change to a different song to run into the ground! Is the guy on this commercial for NutriSystem Curtis from Sean Cody? R505 The insurance commercials are ridiculous. Ugh.. And then he got pic frames in the background with the slogan Dynomite in the background. Tepezza -The big blond woman with Thyroid eye disease! The boy just stares in awe at his uncle while playing basketball and eating snacks. Any commercial that uses Ill Take You There, Walking On Sunshine, or the Carmen Overture. I don't know what to make of the Amazon commercials about how well they treat their employees. Right away he starts going into all these statistics for black people when the question never was once implied metal health for only black Americans. R253, the Medicare enrollment period won't expire until Pearl Harbor Day, Dec. 7. What's funny is the prescription ads show the most mundane stuff and try to make it look sublime. The stupid Dr Oz ad where blames Biden for shutting down factories while pointing to the factory behind him that was closed 27 years ago. This shit has got to stop. Now that the gecko is banished from the Jeopardy kingdom, I can't remember what he looks like. Smile with strength by protecting your tooth enamel with Colgate Enamel Health mouthwash. Like he knows what lasagna is. that any real mom would probably burst out with profanity in a fit of temper. . And I always imagine they smell like Pizza Hut anyway. Its like being a Cassandra of crap. The new one is equally obnoxious and irritating. The insurance ad with the 3 kids playing jump rope. I am kinda liking the return of the libity bibity bad actor guy especially when he goes through the entire line and stops at a"need". I'm the cute one now. In many cases, the cause isnt known. The Toyota commercial about Sams Bookstore burning down and the kid collecting books to reopen the store, overlaid with that maudlin treacle Rainbow by Kacey Musgraves. The California Psychics commercial is definitely one for this list. I can imagine the smarmy ad agency asshole who came up with the lyric: "If it burns when you pee", [quote] This ridiculous commercial has some librarian looking woman dancing around to another stupid song with the lyrics, "If it burns when you pee", Bad timing for Dish Network. Ah - as I type hear comes Mayim Bayalik cradling her coffee mug telling that she is a scientist. I think its humania. And the message it sends is, "Sure these workouts will make you FEEL like a dancer but you'll still LOOK like a blue collar linebacker compared to this little blonde gazelle, ha ha!". While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. The Covenant House commercial that uses the anti-human hymn "Amazing Grace.". Stay right where you are. [quote]How is it that I haven't seen like 90% of these commercials you're talking about? It's because she gave you a SUGGESTION and you took it. In the commercial, white trash people are shown watching him on TV and saying, "Sold, sold, sold!". That he wasnt and was on the children of the corn on wheels, its the bus driver that needs to be disciplined and have action taken against them. WTF? Very dopey, but the male electrician is kinda cute. Just when a bloody, exhausted, and devastated Buck reunited with Eddie to break the awful news about Christopher, Christopher turned up, not all that much worse for the wear considering everything that had happened. By all means, ruin the memories of a classic tv sitcom theme by hijacking it to sell shitty food and watered down drinks. Colgate Total | Television Commercial | 2004 Analog Indulgence 35K subscribers 9.5K views 6 years ago Colgate Total | Television Commercial | 2004 Colgate (sub-brand of Colgate-Palmolive). Or, just Kevin Hart. Flo and that insanely annoying guy in the progressive commercials makes me want to cancel my insurance with the company. The weirdest denial was: "Medicare doesn't have a contract with the Pharma company which manufacturers that medication, your mom will need to change her medication." By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. X50. James Harrison from high school?" I believe it's Larry being Larry, wrong all the time, trying to legitimize crypto. And that Alexa commercial that now runs ten thousand times a day that shows the old couple dancing to their favorite song, I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU - they couldn't have gone ONE MORE SECOND to include the whole line, "I only have eyes for youDEAR!!". We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. The Lume ad with the yoga women airing out their cracks makes me gag. So phoney I quickly change ir mute the channel. The Top Toothpastes Colgate Total. Grrrl, wrinkles are the least of your problems. Agreed, R282. The new Dove Men commercial where the guy says its comfortable and last long time! Not a long time but just long time. If that's bad enough, you hear people in the audience shouting things like "Sing about yogurt!" Ive got bills Ive got to pay. This thread should be a fucking gold mine after The Super Bowl. Colgate-Palmolive Company, American diversified company that manufactures and distributes household and commercial cleaning products, dental and other personal-care products, and pet foods in the United States and in more than 200 other countries and territories worldwide. Covenant House homeless kids and the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket. Id like to see that Dyke covered in that gallon of ranch dressing topped with her Coo Coo Crusty. Those fucking Medicare ads are back. The insipid anti-Phil Murphy spots by the NJ GOP are laughable. I know it's petty but there you have it. She dances like some cruiseship performer. . Does anyone get those commercials with former fitness queen James Basedow who now has some $10 budget Facebook show calle "JB's Fantastic Finds?" Any commercial that ends with "Living Spay-sez. Back to topic: I can't stand the Jimmy Walker Medicare commercial. 'Kelly' looks like a South Asian lesbian. I second the poster above about Kevin Hart. I can't stand any of the Sonic ads but I especially hate the one where three retards are in the truck probably on their way home from a circle jerk in the woods. The one I'm especially disgusted by is the spot where all the minority business owners are featured. Do people still watch commercial tv? Thats so flyover. The Colgate commercial where none of the kids would let the blind kid sit next to them. . ^"Skippy" is selling Kraft's Mac and Cheese in a cup. The way he pronounces and emphasizes the word MONEY, is so cartoonishly maniacal youd think he was planning a way to get into Scrooge McDucks vault. The pretty young couple consisting of the shrewish wife and pussy-whipped husband ("I like red") that's been celebrating Xmas with beribboned SUVs in recent years seems to have been replaced by a different pretty young couple -- the husband gives the wife a puppy and she gives him a huge SUV (without a bow). Insurance companies, big pharma and Medicare have to account for more than half of all commercials. Something about that makes me want to throw a brick through the TV. I always liked the one at the link when it was airing in 2007 and am glad to see it's been preserved on YouTube -- I wish current producers would follow its example. I needed him to be here.". Colgate became popular in the 1950s, with the slogan It Cleans Your Breath While It Cleans Your Teeth, written by copywriter Alicia Tobin. This commercial does not motivate me to buy the product, only to change the channel. Colgate Renewal Confidant commercial is the newest 2021 TV commercial ad of Colgate, also known as Confidant commercial 2021, Brooke Shields Colgate Confidant commercial 2021, Colgate TV spot Confidant, Brooke Shields new commercials, Colgate Confidant advert actor, Colgate Renewal TV Commercial Confidant Featuring Brooke Shields, Brooke Shields I have to mute that dumb fuck Rob Gronkowski for USAA Insurance. Is the boy in the Colgate commercial blind? I deeply HATE those Prevagen spots. You know they come up with the most bogus excuses as to why they want to hold on or get moms jewelry. Is Bill the guy who pulls up his shirt to reveal the worst case of flesh-eating bacteria I've ever seen? That super irritating warbling VOICE, some assholes thought it was Dolly singing, it's NOT! I won't ever watch it again. THAT would be nervy but, no, pick people who look like women in my family who I can literally hear taking a shit down the hallway when I visit, you fucking advertising assholes. I'm not sure what they're advertising but the commercial features a little boy with one of those cloying affected childish voices asking "Did you know" about an endless stream of subjects until his mom says "Did you know we love how many things you know?" 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